New York Times Prophesies All Problems Fixed

I walked into an appointment this morning and picked up a copy of the New York Times. On the front page was a picture of a helicopter taking off and the headline read, "Iraq war ends". Piquing my interest, I scanned the page. Below that another headline, "Ex-secretary apologizes for WMD Scare." And another, "President Bush being indited".

Then I looked at the top - the date was July 4, 2009 and in small print, "news as we would like to print."

Read the whole paper here.